Completely Confused and Totally Awkward

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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xkyuketsuki:

egberts:

i hope that on april 13th all the homestucks simultaneously come out of hiding. that seemingly normal person you were following? sorry, they’re a homestuck. and you get a homestuck. and you. EVERYONE. everyone get’s a homestuck.

And this is exactly what happened

My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.

kartonmorex:

Homestuck fandom right now:

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cheese3d:

thanks for everything

felinestrider:

Why do we never talk about this

felinestrider:

Why do we never talk about this

merwhovengerlockhoodoncer:

releasemyeffinflamingos:

They didn’t find him for a week.

reblogging because i headcanoned that they only found him because Tony happened to be flying that way and was like “that’s a freaking huge bird nesting in th- WHAT THE HECK CLINT? GUYS I FOUND CLINT!”

merwhovengerlockhoodoncer:

releasemyeffinflamingos:

They didn’t find him for a week.

reblogging because i headcanoned that they only found him because Tony happened to be flying that way and was like “that’s a freaking huge bird nesting in th- WHAT THE HECK CLINT? GUYS I FOUND CLINT!”

axe-ending:

happy 4/13

axe-ending:

happy 4/13

terezidactyl:

irishcob:

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?

[inconsolable sobbing] z zOOSMEL PPOO PL ORD

terezidactyl:

irishcob:

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! 

What will the name of this young man be?

[inconsolable sobbing] z zOOSMEL PPOO PL ORD

wide-worlds-joy:

ladyvivamus:

themightyblim:

miss-azura:

bifrostedflake:

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MAKE LOKI FIX IT

Sad thing is in actual mythology this is very accurate. But loki does always fix the problem and usually the other gods got something good out of it in the end like magical weapons and tools, so really the other gods should stop bitching cuz when loki cleans up his messes they get free shit out of it.

Or, on one memorable occasion, a very nice horse.

Accurate post is accurate.

egofan4evr:

countess-armajestic-0akenfeels:

alicepika:

I lost it at Late-for-school-titan

Titan-sempai

never gets old

princessugh:

what did i just find

princessugh:

what did i just find

yoga-food-and-fitness:

little-uno:

thatstoomainstream:

It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs, collar and hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but in people that’s considered beautiful.

This may have just changed my life.

This is probably the best post to help me realize shit I have ever seen. 

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

szarkaijarlaxle:

ironnman:

brodinsons:

  #greatest reuinion scene #hands down

 #hey bro oH SHIT I CHANGED MY MIND GO AWAY #DO NOT BRING THAT HAMMER ANY CLOSER I SWEAR TO DAD NO STOP I SWEAR I WON’T TRY ANYTHING Mfhmshmmmmph

I SWEAR TO DAD